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An airline captain was breaking
in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a
layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed
the stewardess the best places for airline personnel to eat,
shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot
was preparing for take-off, he noticed the new stewardess was
missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called
her to find out what had happened. She answered the phone, crying,
and said she couldn't get out of her room.
"You can't get out of your
room?" the captain asked. "Why not?"
"There are only three doors
in here," she sobbed. "One is the bathroom, one is
the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
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