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BLONDE AT THE MECHANIC

A blonde was trying to sell her old car, but couldn't find a buyer because the car had 250,000 miles on it. One day, her brunette friend told her, "I have a friend who might be able to help you, but it's not legal."

"I don't care about that," replied the blonde, "I just want to sell the car."

"Okay," said the brunette. "Here's my friend's address. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you, and he'll turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then you should be able to sell it easily."

The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked her, "Did you sell your car?"

"No," replied the blonde. "Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it."

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