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As two blondes were walking in
the woods, they noticed some tracks on the ground. The first
blonde said, "Look--deer tracks." But the second blonde
disagreed. "No," she insisted, "Those are bear
tracks." "Deer tracks," said the first. "No,"
said the second, "Bear tracks." They became so engrossed
in their argument, that neither one of them heard the owner of
the tracks returning. The next day, the newspaper headlines read
"Two Blondes Killed By Train".
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