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BLONDE ON A DESERTED ISLAND

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on a deserted island.
One day, the three of them are walking along the beach when they discover a magic lamp. They rub the lamp, and sure enough, out pops a genie!

The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."

The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family. I miss my husband. I miss my life. I just want to go home."

POOF! The brunette gets her wish and is instantly transported home.

Then, the red head says, "I've also been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."

POOF! The redhead gets her wish and is instantly transported home.

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.

The genie asks, "What's wrong, my dear?"

The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."

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